When John and Tina decide to elope to Vegas, they are hoping for a calm and quiet ceremony...away from their crazy family and friends. But their secret is not as well kept as they'd hoped. First, John's party-ready friend Hugh shows up, hoping to give John the bachelor party he never had. This sparks a series of events which leads to call girls, interpretive dance, smugglers, mistaken identities, secret agents, and four identical sets of luggage. This off-the-wall farce will keep you guessing and laughing all the way to the end.
Please note that this show contains partial nudity and sexually suggestive content.
Directed by Rob Card
Written by Rob Card
Performances: September 21, 22, 23; 28, 29, 30; October 5, 6, 7
John - Jonathan Clayman
Tina - Lindsay Grisebach
Hugh - Greg Allen
Miller - Rory Flannigan
Candy - Jenny Marry
Cindy - Dani Rosenbaum
Rosa - Jill Skene
JM - Wes Campaigne
The Maid - Mel Card
Amos - John Settle
Shamus - Ian Thompson
Isabella - Elizabeth Munz
Music by Mary Rodgers, Lyrics by Marshall Barer
Book by Jay Thompson, Dean Fuller, and Marshall Barer
Auditions: August 28, 29, 30
Tech Weekend: November 18 & 19
Performances: November 23, 24, 25; 30, December 1, 2; 7, 8, 9 @ 8 PM
Plus 2 PM Saturday matinees.
If you thought you knew the story of "The Princess and The Pea," you may be in for a walloping surprise! Did you know, for instance, that Princess Winnifred actually swam the moat to reach Prince Dauntless the Drab? Or that Lady Larken's love for Sir Harry provided a rather compelling reason that she reach the bridal altar post haste? Or that, in fact, it wasn't the pea at all that caused the princess a sleepless night? Carried on a wave of wonderful songs, by turns hilarious and raucous, romantic and melodic, this rollicking spin on the familiar classic of royal courtship and comeuppance provides for some side-splitting shenanigans. Chances are you'll never look at fairy tales quite the same way again.
Once Upon a Mattress is presented through special arrangement with R & H Theatricals.
Please note that online sales are available up to the day before the performance. On the day of the peformance, please contact Box Office, or show up at the theatre shortly before the performance.
Auditions: October 23, 24, 25
Performances: January 25, 26, 27; February 1, 2, 3; 8, 9, 10
Vanda is determined to land the lead in a new play based on the classic erotic novel, Venus in Furs. During her audition, she gets caught up in an electrifying game of cat & mouse with the director, wherein the lines between fantasy & reality, actor & character, dominance & submission begin to blur. David Ives' Venus in Fur is a darkly comic examination of sexual power dynamic, objectification, masochism, & the destabilizing nature of sexual desire.
The Merchant of Venice
Written by William Shakespeare
Directed and adapted by Jonathan C. Dietrich
Shows: April 12, 13, 14; 19, 20, 21; 26, 27, 28 Performances will be at 8pm each evening
A young Venetian, Bassanio, needs a loan of three thousand ducats so that he can woo Portia, a wealthy heiress. He approaches his friend Antonio, a merchant, but Antonio is short of money because all of his wealth is invested in his trading fleet, which is currently at sea. He goes to a Jewish moneylender, Shylock, who hates Antonio because of Antonio’s antisemitic behaviour towards him. We are proud to feature an original score composed by local musician Tom Nagy in this adaptation.
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Please note that online ticket sales are available up until the day before the performance. On the performance day, there may still be walk-in tickets available, so please show up shortly before the show!
Auditions: March 19, 20, 21
Tech Weekend: May 26 & 27
Performances: May 31, June 1, 2; 7, 8, 9; 14, 15, 16